2035 Headlines...............  
     
  -Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.
 
  -White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.
 
  -Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.
 
  -Baby conceived naturally.. Scientists stumped.
 
  -Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon).
 
  -Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe
  levels.
 
-Castro finally dies at age 112;

-Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

-George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
 
 - Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.
 
  -35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
 
  -Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
 
  -Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
 
  -Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
 
  -New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be
  registered by January 2036.  
 
 
  -Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
 
  -Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
 
  -IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
   
 
  -Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine _______

 

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