Title: Scientists determine disposition of the emo face
Post by: TX-EcoDragon on July 05, 2006, 04:18:35 pm
After many a late night and much deliberation scientists in Florida determined a test that was both sensitive and selective for the determination of the disposition of the emo face.
The test itself is proprietary, though the equipment needed can be found without undue effort throughout the country.
The basic procedure itself is quite simple:
1). Locate an emo subject in its natural environment
2). Inject emo subject using headspace injection into the front of the apparatus
3). Inject in same manner a control subject in the rear of the apparatus.
4). Secure subjects
5).Mixture rich, Throttle open 1/8th inch, Boost pumps on three seconds, Mixture Idle/Cut-off , Magnetos to both, Mixture rich, advance throttle.
6). Agitate apparatus sufficiently, weve found that at least plus 3 G/-1G is required. Typical determinations will reveal the following in the following order, 1) subject smiling 2) Subject laughing, 3) subject's emo hair displaced, 4) more laughing, 5) with advanced apparatus operators we have also seen the subjects emo glasses displaced which reveals shiny happy smiling face in full view.
The following exclusive footage of the apparatus in use demonstrates it's quite impressive performance. Not shown in this footage is the advanced usage of the apparatus which fully reveals the emo face, but this method is under scrutiny as the later viability of the emo subject must be considered. All other stages described in step 6 above are evident beyond an apparatus time of 3 minutes 9 seconds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjwymmbB4CI
S!
TX-EcoDragon
Black 1
TX-Squadron XO
The test itself is proprietary, though the equipment needed can be found without undue effort throughout the country.
The basic procedure itself is quite simple:
1). Locate an emo subject in its natural environment
2). Inject emo subject using headspace injection into the front of the apparatus
3). Inject in same manner a control subject in the rear of the apparatus.
4). Secure subjects
5).Mixture rich, Throttle open 1/8th inch, Boost pumps on three seconds, Mixture Idle/Cut-off , Magnetos to both, Mixture rich, advance throttle.
6). Agitate apparatus sufficiently, weve found that at least plus 3 G/-1G is required. Typical determinations will reveal the following in the following order, 1) subject smiling 2) Subject laughing, 3) subject's emo hair displaced, 4) more laughing, 5) with advanced apparatus operators we have also seen the subjects emo glasses displaced which reveals shiny happy smiling face in full view.
The following exclusive footage of the apparatus in use demonstrates it's quite impressive performance. Not shown in this footage is the advanced usage of the apparatus which fully reveals the emo face, but this method is under scrutiny as the later viability of the emo subject must be considered. All other stages described in step 6 above are evident beyond an apparatus time of 3 minutes 9 seconds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjwymmbB4CI
S!
TX-EcoDragon
Black 1
TX-Squadron XO
Title: Re: Scientists determine disposition of the emo face
Post by: TX-Gunslinger on July 05, 2006, 07:16:55 pm
Hey Eco! Great video - good to see you around - thought maybe you'd flown over to Tibet or something........S~GunBlack 2 TX Flight Leader
Title: Re: Scientists determine disposition of the emo face
Post by: TX-EcoDragon on July 05, 2006, 08:26:14 pm
Yes, I've been bouncing around from place to place, lots of bike riding, working out, doing a lot of flying in the Pitts, seeing friends, family. . .being broke. . . that sorta thing. I hope you guys are doing well!S!TX-EcoDragonBlack 1TX-Squadron XO
Title: Re: Scientists determine disposition of the emo face
Post by: TX-Rahman on July 05, 2006, 11:43:02 pm
Mr. Uberdragon, Great to see you online! I hope to maybe catch some of you on comms one night. The wife finally had surgery on her ankle last Thursday so...I've been the resident slave here. I swear, I haven't gamed a minute in over a month...no games... All work and no play makes Rahman a dull boy. Soon hopefully...even just to do some acro in IL2 or flying in FS2k4...Miss da boyz. 
Regards,TX-Rahman"BLACK 4"
Regards,TX-Rahman"BLACK 4"