Headlines...2035....

2035 Headlines...............

-Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

-White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.

-Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.

-Baby conceived naturally.. Scientists stumped.

-Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon).

-Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels.

-Castro finally dies at age 112;

-Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

-George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

- Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

-35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

-Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

-Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

-Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

-New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be
registered by January 2036.

-Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

-Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

-IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.

-Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine _______