After many a late night and much deliberation scientists in Florida determined a test that was both sensitive and selective for the determination of the disposition of the emo face.
The test itself is proprietary, though the equipment needed can be found without undue effort throughout the country.
The basic procedure itself is quite simple:
1). Locate an emo subject in its natural environment
2). Inject emo subject using headspace injection into the front of the apparatus
3). Inject in same manner a control subject in the rear of the apparatus.
4). Secure subjects
5).Mixture rich, Throttle open 1/8th inch, Boost pumps on three seconds, Mixture Idle/Cut-off , Magnetos to both, Mixture rich, advance throttle.
6). Agitate apparatus sufficiently, weve found that at least plus 3 G/-1G is required. Typical determinations will reveal the following in the following order, 1) subject smiling 2) Subject laughing, 3) subject's emo hair displaced, 4) more laughing, 5) with advanced apparatus operators we have also seen the subjects emo glasses displaced which reveals shiny happy smiling face in full view.
The following exclusive footage of the apparatus in use demonstrates it's quite impressive performance. Not shown in this footage is the advanced usage of the apparatus which fully reveals the emo face, but this method is under scrutiny as the later viability of the emo subject must be considered. All other stages described in step 6 above are evident beyond an apparatus time of 3 minutes 9 seconds
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